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November 24, 2009

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Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, TheLife Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The (2004)

IMDB rating: 7.20

Plot: Steve Zissou, sea-film auteur a la Jacques Cousteau, has reason to be melancholy: his partner has been eaten, perhaps by a mythic jaguar shark, his wife may be taking up with her ex-husband, a young man appears claiming Steve is his father (Steve hates fathers), his most recent films have tanked, he’s having trouble raising money for his venture to revenge his partner, and he’s attracted to a pregnant reporter who prefers the pretender. At sea, in pursuit of the shark, will he escape pirates and mutiny, forge the bonds of fatherhood, place his arm around his wife, find the monster of the deep, re-establish box office hegemony, and discover a reason to smile?

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Directors: Anderson Wes

Actors: Murray Bill,Wilson Owen,Dafoe Willem,Goldblum Jeff,Gambon Michael,Taylor Noah,Cort Bud,Jorge Seu,Ahluwalia Waris,Koizumi Niels,Wdowczak Pawel,Gubler Matthew Gray,Adventure,Comedy,Drama,

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Top ten, worst movies you have ever seen?
my list
1. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
2. The Royal Tenenbaums
3. The Village
4. The Chronicles of Riddick
5. Shrek the Third
6. Epic Movie
7. The Darjeeling Limited
8. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
9. Envy
10. The Mummy Returns


i don;t know if i can list 10 if i don;t like it i usually turn the movie off
1 royal tenenbaums
2 chronicles of roddick
3 epic movie
4 not another teen movie
5 talladegha night (watched 10 mins then turned off)
i guess for the other 5 i usually check out the movies on the scifi channel for a few mins to see how crappy they are
there was one with a rock monster got it was so hoaxy

strawberryred | Apr 14, 2008


no worst movies but i feel asleep even my little sis and little bro age 5 and age 7 did wen we went to watch terry patchets series of unfortunate events.
!$$CRICKET'S$BIGGEST$LEGACY$ | Apr 14, 2008


Im not really sure if I have a wgike top ten list, but I agree that Shrek the Third was horrible!

And I hated Moulon Rouge.
Patience | Apr 14, 2008


Spice World
Meghan S | Apr 14, 2008


1. 40 Year old Virgin
2. The Village
3. O Brother Where Art Thou
4. Starsky and Hutch
5.Napoleon Dynamite
6. School of Rock
7. The Hot Chick
8. Big Daddy
9. Cast Away
10. Signs
Felicity | Apr 14, 2008


daredevil. suck.
tracee/tragic | Apr 14, 2008


1. Pearl Harbor
2. Epic Movie
3. The Lake House
4. Harry Potter & The Order Of The Phoenix
5. X-Men 3: The Last Stand
6. Tootsie
7. You’ve Got Mail
8. Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines
9. The Wash
10. Shirley Valentine
Kelly H | Apr 14, 2008


cloverfield and I am Legend. Boy did those suck.
ry | Apr 14, 2008


1. Punch Drunk Love
2. Napolean Dynamite
3. Jeepers Creepers
4. Jeepers Creepers II (I know, why see the 2nd if the #1 blowed?)
5. A Clock Work Orange
6. Epic Movie
7. Get Shorty
8. Knocked Up
9. Zanadu
10. Zoolander
;) | Apr 14, 2008


1- The Hills Have Eyes (remake)
2-Halloween (remake)
3-Rushmore
4-The Cradle
5-In A Dark Place
6-Star Wars Phantom Menace
7-An American Haunting
8-Wolf Creek
9-Deja Vu
10-The Abandoned

The Village is great, by the way, and M. Night is brilliant !!
witchyone | Apr 14, 2008


Joe Versus the Volcano - starring Tom Hanks
Earth Girls are Easy
Mars Invades
Blades of Glory
Epic Movie
The Hitchhiker’s Guide To the Universe
The Hulk
The Terminal
Pirates of the Caribbean III
Dorm Daze
Michael H in New Orleans | Apr 14, 2008


1. Cocktail
2. Here On Earth
3. Dirty Work
4. She’s All That
5. Pretty Woman
6. How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
7. Clockwatchers
8. Boys & Girls
9. Thinner
10. Ghost Rider

I’m sure I could think of more, given time. But these are the first stinkers I could come up with offhand.
MikeTX | Apr 14, 2008


reds
the toy
pluto nash
Gerry
Anchorman (or almost any other Will Farrell movie)
Superbad
Jaws 4
Oceans 12
I am Legend (bad only if you have seen the originals)
Man of the house
Undercpver agent

The main problem is I can only remember mostly recent ones I have seen. I’m sure there were some real stinkers in the past I have luckily forgotten. And I’m not even counting made for tv movies like NBCs 10 and 10.5 earthquake movies.
mslider2 | Apr 14, 2008


1. titanic
2. any with amanda bynes
3. the wedding planner
4. the cell
5. cutthroat island
6. the adventures of pluto nash
7. howard the duck
8. alone in the dark
Niki | Apr 14, 2008


Lost in Translation
Balls of Furry
The Animal
Bio Dome
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Toys
The Hitchhiker’s Guide To the Galaxy
Anchorman
My Giant
Knocked Up
duchess of ink | Apr 14, 2008


1) Rent
2) Gigli
3) The Ninth Gate
4) Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
5) Bowling For Columbine
6) Electra
7) Shooter
8) On Deadly Ground
9) Get On the Bus
10) Anything starring Jean Claude Van Damme
tarh331 | Apr 14, 2008


13 seconds
unbreakable
sweeney todd (i hate musicals and got tricked into watching it)
elizabethtown
the cabin
anything steven segal
any sequel to jean claude van damme movies
the village
kazaam
history of violence
Alex | Apr 14, 2008

November 21, 2009

Big Bounce, The - DivX Version (Normal Quality), DVD (Good Quality), PDA Version

Big Bounce, TheBig Bounce, The (2004)

IMDB rating: 4.80

Plot: Surfer/drifter/con man Jack Ryan (Wilson) makes his way to Hawaii and lands a job caring for an Walter Crewes (Freeman), a judge on the island. His new gig leads to an involvement with an beautiful, enterprising woman (Foster), who’s really the lover of a real estate tycoon (Sinise) - a shady businessman and longtime rival of Judge Crewes. Ryan, naturally, has to choose between the woman, the money, or the honorable path.

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Directors: Armitage George

Actors: Wilson Owen,Sheen Charlie,Freeman Morgan,Jones Vinnie,Sporleder Gregory,Helemano Butch,Ahue Terry,Johnson Pete,Renfro Mike,Dorsett Tony,Keaulana Brian L.,Nelson Willie,Wilson Andrew,Sinise Gary,Comedy,Crime,Thriller,

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50th Birthday Facelift Joke?
A Woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday..

She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.

On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper.

Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am

‘About 32,’ is the reply.’

‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question.

The girl replies, ‘I’d guess about 29.’

The woman replies with a big smile, ‘Nope, I’m 50.’

Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street.

She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, ‘Oh, I’d say 30.’

Again she proudly responds, ‘I’m 50, but thank you!’

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.

He replies, ‘Lady, I’m 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was.

It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.

Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.’

They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her.

She finally blurts out, ‘What the hell, go ahead.’

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully.

He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple.

He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, ‘Okay, okay….How old am I?’

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, ‘Madam, you are 50.’

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, ‘That was incredible, how could you tell?’

The old man says, ‘Promise you won’t get mad?’

‘I promise I won’t’ she says.

‘I was behind you at McDonalds.


lol that was pretty funny

Alex U | Nov 19, 2009


haha!
that guy’s pretty smart
heard it before but it’s funny :D Scarlet | Nov 19, 2009


ha thats cocky
JQ | Nov 19, 2009


Genuis XD
Clueless Snail | Nov 19, 2009

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